Meet the Presidential Candidates' Dogs!!

Many of this year's aspiring officeholders have charismatic canine companions. Every day, I will profile a different pooch and its aggressive owner. Hopefully this will aid you, the reader, to make your decision and vote in the primaries.

About Me

I am a dog lover who believes the most important factor in supporting a candidate is which dog they choose to spend their life with. This gives insight into personality and future decision making on important issues, such as Syrian refugees and nuclear North Korea.

Ben Carson
January 5, 2016

Ben Carson's dog, like him, is low energy and has a unique view of the world. It wants us to believe that it can learn anything on the job. It is a elderly golden retriever named Deeojy; he has never learned to fetch.

Ted Cruz
January 2, 2016

Gilgamesh Cruz is a foreign dog, acquired via the internet under confusing circumstances. He is a Keeshond and requires daily maintenance of his fur.

Hillary Clinton
December 29, 2015

Sarah Elizabeth Clinton is the most popular breed of dog in America, the Labrador Retriever. Interestingly, as you can tell from the name, this dog is not even American!! This tells us a lot.

Jeb! Bush
December 22, 2015

Jeb! has owned his canine companion, Mr Giggles, for over 3 years. Mr Giggles is a standard poodle and is from a very distinguished line of sires.